Asseater

Someone who eats a fuck ton of ass

Dude, Matt is such an asseater

by Cammed out December 17, 2018

assbeat

When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.

Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat

by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019

assmatt

A person named Matt, who acts like an hazardous ass.

One who steals happiness & runs rampid over everything good.

This guy can ruin a party & clear a room in one sentence.

These type of AssMatts should be banished to an island much like the one where lepers were once sent.

It is important to NEVER, EVER make eye contact with an AssMatt, or you will surly want to shave off your own eyebrows & wear ugly Hawaiian print shirts.

I waited under the bed for 5 hours so AssMatt wouldn't talk to me.

by Lemer Ledhead June 20, 2019

Asseating

The cannibalistic act of eating another person's ass.

Jimmy: Hey bob!
Bob: yo Jimmy, the ass we ate yesterday was so good.
Jimmy: Yea, that was some good asseating!

by bleach is good for your body January 27, 2021

asseater

someone who sucks up (their ass) to people, Often with Educators or at the Workplace

A:have you seen john and the teacher? B:Yeah, he's such an asseater

by effyoncoke February 7, 2021

Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023

Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.

That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011