assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.

Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!

by coozehound72 August 24, 2010

mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 28, 2007

Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.

Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY

by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017

assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

by Giagichi February 21, 2017

assi-geil

A german term used to describe an object, situation, or event that is so incredibly great and exciting that it causes the person experiencing it to disregard all societal norms and conventions. This experience is so intense and overwhelming that it overrides usual behavioral rules and provokes an uninhibited, euphoric reaction. "Assi-Geil" is often associated with a sense of freedom and rebellious pleasure that transcends the boundaries of the everyday.

Das Essen war so assi-geil, dass ich eine Regierung stürzen würde, um es erneut zu essen.

by Lecrozes July 03, 2024

Assy

The word Assy is a word on describing a very mean and bad personality or an object thats bad on its own purpose. Like example, a 1$ cooking pan that breaks the moment you cook on it, meaning its Assy

"The way my friend talks to me is very assy"
"The 15$ wooden desk broke after 1 month, its so assy"

by 3xmhm May 07, 2022