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assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)
Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
by J3553 December 17, 2009
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assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.
Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!
by coozehound72 August 24, 2010
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mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.
Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."
by facadie September 28, 2007
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Assy

A mean or shafty person who deserves to go to hell!
Man Frank was being such an assy at work today. He got nothing done!
by Erianna May 31, 2007
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Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.
Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY
by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017
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Assi

A sexy mf frm the feilds who is woo k and loves 22gz
Yoo assi is woo k and hates feds
by ASSIFRMFEILDS January 3, 2022
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assi-geil

A german term used to describe an object, situation, or event that is so incredibly great and exciting that it causes the person experiencing it to disregard all societal norms and conventions. This experience is so intense and overwhelming that it overrides usual behavioral rules and provokes an uninhibited, euphoric reaction. "Assi-Geil" is often associated with a sense of freedom and rebellious pleasure that transcends the boundaries of the everyday.
Das Essen war so assi-geil, dass ich eine Regierung stürzen würde, um es erneut zu essen.
by Lecrozes July 3, 2024
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