asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

asshatic

1. The state of being an asshat.
2. asshat adam
3. diamondratiasu

Adam was being extremely asshatic today.

by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic. Bad, undesirable, unpleasant, displeasing, or abhorrent.

That restaurant is asstastic.

by Donnie Ballgame May 21, 2009

asstastic

a fine ass, comprable to an ass, smelling of fudge, pseudo pretty, well dressed, and last but not least "the term used to describe them fine bitches and ho's"

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by dre June 23, 2003

asstastic

1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.

I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.

by citimouse July 19, 2012

Asstastic

HAVING AN AMAZING ASS. TURNS YOU ON

Damn she's asstastic

by paginus October 25, 2011