I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

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by -------------------------------------------------- March 11, 2003

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.

All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019

Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.

David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.

by Clvegrl March 29, 2020

Born with his ass facing to the moon

It's a Brazilian expression used to describe a person who is very lucky in life.

In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky

I can't believe he won that car, he was definitely born with his ass facing to the moon

by Luska75 October 6, 2022

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.

That ass face drove me crazy last night

by Certified PD December 13, 2018

Ass face

A face that you would fuck

Damn that bitch totally has an ass face

by Horny for dominic January 24, 2022