Askhole

A person he constantly asks you for advice with no intention on taking it. They will probably friend zone you.

Man that girl is a real askhole.

by Srp<3Ajk<3 June 15, 2015

Askhole

A Person who consantly asks for your advice but ALWAYS does the exact oposite of what you told him to do

PersonA: "Man Jim asked me what to get at Subway and I told him to get a 6" Corned Beef and he took a Salad!"
PersonB:"he is such an Askhole!"

by Tsume_Akuma November 26, 2016

Askhole

Someone who won't stop asking stupid, idiotic questions.

Jimmy: "Hey! What's your fave color? What tv show do you like best? DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?!?!

Mia: Jimmy, stop being such a askhole.

by Lightning Phoenix January 28, 2016

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Askhole

(n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.

¨That boy John is such and askhole¨
¨Yeah, he asks the most retarded questions¨

by ghost.exe September 30, 2018

askhole

An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.

Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.

by TheArbiter9001 June 4, 2018

askhole

When someone always asks you for advice you become an askhole

I knew my friends were asking me too many questions when the called me an askhole.

by Avashcado June 7, 2018