Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Askhole

A person that asked for advice then usually does the opposite of the advice

A friend asked me about his relationship goals then proceeded to go out drinking with his friends

You Lee are a askhole

by Jazzmondo July 8, 2020

askhole

A person who seeks advice and purposefully never uses it or does the exact opposite.

My wife's father always wants my advice and does the opposite. What an askhole he is.

by Czechsmix1 July 11, 2020

Askhole

pronouncing: ask hole

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.
"don't text your ex he's tricking you by doing all these things to get your attention!''

"okay, i wont text him...." *minutes later*

"i took matter into my own hands and texted my ex"

reaction: 😶...

by chulasz February 8, 2025

Askhole

A person, especially family member or close friend, who consistently asks for free professional advice ( eg. medical, legal, contracting, auto-mechanics...etc) and later on proceeds to acquire the same services from another professional and pay a sizeable fee.

"I told Karma to splint her ankle, take acetaminophen and motrin, apply ice and rest her ankle. However the next morning she went to the ER, where the RN splinted her ankle, applied an ice-pack and administered 500mg acetaminophen and 800mg of ibuprofen. It cost her $1225, but that's what you get for being an ASKHOLE."

by Breitling February 9, 2015

Askhole

Someone who asks you for advice or opinion and never takes it.

That Milt asks me advice and never takes it, he’s an askhole..

by Msjames44 October 19, 2025

Askhole

Someone who fucking begs for your advice and does the fucking opposite to rub it in your face.

Nigher: bro my bf is toxic. Shld i break up?
Me: yes
*Does opposite
Me: fuck u ur suck an askhole

by Anjudidiii January 6, 2023