ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

AscendedSION

a person who is highly skilled in playing games.

"aww dude, that guy is a total ascendedsion."

by TAX_EVADERMLGSUNCREAM July 23, 2021

ascendin' funky

to be evolving and developing your personality and having all kinds of fun while goin’ to your higher self

We be ascendin' funky all day

by ultraxen3000 August 2, 2023

Colbertian Accent

Named after the late night comedian Stephen Colbert.
The Colbertian Accent (pronounced Col-ber-y-en) is an accent in which the speaker fails to pronounce the t at the the end of a word in which the previous two letter are either "or" or "er."

Colbert Report

Pronounced Colbear Repoor. This is a Colbertian Accent

by a no lifer August 9, 2009

krunker accent

the racist accent

commonly used by max#1271

person: "hello"
krunker accent: "i hate black people"

by Eosrepu April 18, 2022

New Jersey accent

The bitter irony in all of this is the sobering fact that people who AREN'T from New Jersey say "Joi-Zee," believing that their unfounded stereotype is how everyone in NJ says "Jersey" Perplexingly, this means that, in reality, they are stereotyping themselves.

Hey, I hear your from Joi-zee!

Yeah! Way to fuckin' go! You just failed to grasp what a New Jersey accent is! High five!

by PippityPip June 20, 2011

Boston Accent

The Boston Accent is not just an accent, it's a lifestyle. Everyone in New England who speaks with varying degrees of this "No R" accent has a swagger about them, because they know they're better than people from other parts of the US. We all live the No R Lifestyle.

The Boston Accent is best explained at www.norlifestyle.com

by No R Lifestyle August 14, 2009