Archers Rights

After you've had a sexual encounter with a lady at her own home, convince your lady lover that you should both run around the block naked (leaving through the front door). When at the door "preparing" yourself to do said naked run, make sure the lady is infront of you, when you open the door (every gentleman should open a door for a lady) quickly push her outside naked and close the door behind her. You now have full roam of her house and she is locked outside her own home naked. Winning. You will forever be a legend among your group of friends.

That hot milf took me back to her place last night, after I pulled an amazing Mexican Avalanche on her we were stood facing the front door, it was then I took to opportunity to claim my Archers Rights! Little annoyed she had no crisps though...

by pidgetlover July 28, 2015

archell

bad bitch,rare name,cool,cute

archell is a bad bitch

by hjwuhcwubuc May 27, 2021

sex ache

when you crave so deeply a sexual encounter with a romantic partner or love of your life.

I craved him so deeply, it was a physical ache..a sex ache.

by poet101 August 12, 2013

The Allstar Ache

The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.

person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!

by jennie34 April 22, 2011

Acheleography

A portmanteau of the terms Achele and choreography, in which Achele refers to the sexually charged relationship between two of the stars of Glee, Dianna Agron and Lea Michele. Acheleography has been defined by trained experts in the field at The L Boards as "where the arts of dancing and foreplay come together as one". This has been particularly demonstrated throughout the current Glee Live Tour, in which the official choreography of Zack Woodlee has been given it's own glavor (gay flavor) by the sexy duo.

Example 1:

"OMFG, check out Lea performing armsex on Dianna in the Bad Romance Clip! Is that part of the choreography?"

"No, are you missing a chromosome? That's Acheleography"

Example 2:

"Dude, did Lea just try to mount Dianna after getting her in a claw-like grip during Don't Stop Believing? I wonder if that's meant to happen."

"Your stupidity makes me Stop Believing in humanity. That's Achelography, you scab-eating mouth breeder."

by Achelian May 23, 2010

Golden Arches

Used to describe a superlative pair of female feet, with arches perfect for giving footjobs.

My dreams of getting a footjob from Kristiana's golden arches finally came true.

by Badman José November 14, 2018

Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009