albatross man

The opposite of a wing man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.

by Space aids March 24, 2022

albatross

Albatrosses, of the biological family Diomedeidae, are large seabirds related to the procellariids, storm petrels, and diving petrels in the order Procellariiformes. They range widely in the Southern Ocean and the North Pacific.

I just brutally murdered an albatross.

by MysteryoReal August 14, 2022

Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.

Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!

by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025