Audition

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.

1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Anumita

1.(n) delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration; to beautify

2. in need of sex

3.(v) to want to seduce someone.

4.(adj) hot. sexy

She is so anumita

by lovetweet March 14, 2010

Ezio Auditore

Ezio Auditore, known from the video games Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, and Assassin's Creed Revelations, is the biggest man whore in video game history

Dude calm down, you almost sleep with as many women as Ezio Auditore

by AnneMJKP May 12, 2018

Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."

by Auditor David February 24, 2010

Anditism

Street name for AAS (Autistic Andy Syndrome); mental retardation; commonly compared to autism but 1000 times worse with a twist of suicidal comments during a flare up

Man that kid must have Anditism

by patfenis6969 July 24, 2018

Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019

anditssummalummanummabummbagundachungakwundawgunga

The lyrics of the song "Rap God" in it's fastest part

"Do you know the lyrics of 'Rap God'?
"Yeah, anditssummalummanummabummbagundachungakwundawgunga"

by Freddymaster922 November 22, 2019