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Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.
1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!
by noodles April 2, 2003
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Dream Antis

Just as bad as the stans because they will call you a Dream Stans if you say anything about Dream
Oh my god Dream Antis are as annoying as the stans
by Nabih0308 February 2, 2021
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antiquing

bender's least-said word
is it antiquing?...boom.
by andrew k February 5, 2004
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antismart

Stupidity of such magnitude that its presence actually destroys the intelligence of those with which it comes into contact.

Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.

A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.

Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.
Jojo isn't stupid, he's very antismart.
by Nuzzy Futts July 28, 2010
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antique collector

Any young man who likes to actively date OLDER women.
Mark is 23 and dating Lisa who is 49. Mark is a freaking "antique collector".
by Titus F5 June 24, 2016
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antifuckosis

A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.
Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?

Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
by Ornery Gorrilla October 7, 2021
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stolen antique photos

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"
by BandMan420 November 18, 2019
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