Jaqueefy Anderson

Baddest man on the planet, UFC welterweight standing at 5'4". Rocks pink dreads and has a pink beard ( he also has a deadly kick dubbed the "Jaqueefy kick" ). His fighter nickname is "Big Daddy".

Big Daddy Jaqueefy Anderson on top, now transitioning into North/South position

by BidDaggyJaqueefy July 16, 2017

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Jake Anderson

Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.

Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.

by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020

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Richard Dean Anderson

You mean MacGyver?

by yo mama July 15, 2003

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Pamela Anderson

Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse.

Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.

Average Person: Welcome to Earth.

by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007

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the Anderson Cooper 360

The act of giving one's self a blowjob.

That's called the Anderson Cooper 360

by bongcat September 24, 2010

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Anderton

VERB intransitive: To lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining. Named after journalist Craig Anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new Harmony Central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. Title formerly held by Iraqi Propaganda Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf who insisted Iraq was winning even as American troops could be seen storming the Baghdad airport behind him.

Don't ANDERTON me, man! I can see the freakin' thing doesn't work!

by HCUser May 26, 2010

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