I don't know why everybody who has seen a terrible movie immediately defines a word by that terrible movie. But before Jude Law took a crap all over the cinematic arts, an "alfie" was and always will be a "dog fart." Dog farts smell way worse than human farts. But dogs are better than humans because by-and-large they are much less harmful than humans are. So though their powers of farting assault our olfactory perceptions to the extreme, we have come up with a word that seems nice since the offense comes from the butts of Gods noblest creatures- the dog, K-9 Magee, man's best friend and companion. Hence an alfie is, was, and always will be what we call a dog fart.
Bandido alfied all over Alexandra!
Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!
Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!
I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!
Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!
Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!
I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!
by ledphloydgeuse December 21, 2012
by Derfla Egavas November 09, 2017
by youranasshole February 01, 2014
ALfie is a bit of an asshole at times but a funny guy. He messes around at school and is
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin
Alfie is a good friend
by Big dick kisser November 06, 2019
The Alfie I know is:
Hilarious,
Sexy ;),
Cuddly,
Friendly,
Easy to talk to,
Smart,
A gentleman,
and the best boyfriend ever :')
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
Hilarious,
Sexy ;),
Cuddly,
Friendly,
Easy to talk to,
Smart,
A gentleman,
and the best boyfriend ever :')
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
by Shayne loves alfie May 30, 2019