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allah doobie sex

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah
i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic
by 123890567 September 9, 2020
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Allah alakbar

this is the word you scream when you are on a plane and you land
(plane lands) you: ALLAH ALAKBAR

if people scream just say it louder
by anonymous April 23, 2023
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allae allahu akbar Allan Allah Allah Ackbar Allana alla Allah Akbar alae allam

Alla

Alla is a charming, beautiful lady. She is all anyone could desire! She might seem weird at first, but once you really get to know her, you’ll understand that she has one of the most favorable personalities! She’s extremely smart! Sometimes even smarter than her teacher! She somehow even got an 101% on her math test! How does that happen? Well, she is a Alla!
Alla has an amazing sense of humor! She loves memes and probably can’t live without them.
All the guys fall for her. Her personality is all someone would want! She’s understanding! She can even understand a snake! How does that happen? Black Magic? Well, she’s a Alla! Her gorgeous big brown eyes brings all the boys to the yard! She’s a living miracle! She might be stubborn from time to time, but she always regrets that. She thinks about others more than she thinks about her own self.

She can certainly make your day! She loves going out in public! And of course, she loves food! You might even see her getting married to a bag of chips one day-literally! And more than she loves food, we love her! Alla is amazing! Awesome Alla!
“Oh I’m having a real bad day!”
Hang on. Let me find an Alla”
by PeppaPig77 October 10, 2018
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ya allah

actually is used alot by arabs (like me) literally means "my dear god" ya meaning my dear and allah meaning god
Ya Allah! why wont this jo-hosh leave me alone?
by arabian nights January 5, 2006
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Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.
"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.
by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016
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allah ackbar

The two words you *don't* want to start hearing while you're riding on a bus, train or airplane.
Mohammed started to chant "Allah Ackbar!" as he pulled on the detonation cord on his suicide belt
by GRK May 14, 2006
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allahu akbar? no!

NO!

allahu NOT-akbar
allahu akbar? no! like extra holes poked through your head by peaceful shrapnel are akbar: NOT at all!! Children who refuse to be sexually victimized have explosives lashed to them to spread the islam around in the finest particles possible (acerbic apologetics assault) as quickly as possible (explosive ecumenism).
by allah not akbar² June 15, 2013
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