Aeron

aerons are generally people who are oxymorons
like prep school druggie. They love video games to the point where they may need a life. They also cant feel pain. All in all, pretty badass.

Aeron: my knee's fucked up can u kick it
Ryan: sure
(kick)
Ryan:u didnt feel that
Aeron: no bitch of course not

by theswimmer March 13, 2009

akron hammer

the absolute greatest nickname ever given to a professional athlete, lebron james' nickname (props to Michelle!)

'The Akron Hammer' just posterized Kobe.

by cusowill3 December 23, 2009

Akron Turtlewax

The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.

I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.

by invisiblehand March 12, 2015

Aeron

A cool person. Theyre nonbinary and swear a *lot*
Theyre a big fan of the dream smp.

1: hey aeron!

Ae: *hiss*

by sk1P_ø71 September 28, 2021

Akron

Just thirty minutes south of Cleveland, Ohio. Home of Lebron James, a decent downdown, and credited for bringing a massive blackout to all of the eastern united states. Also home of route eight, the worst stretch of road in all the midwest.

I was going to move to Akron, but realized shooting myself would be more enjoyable.

by Skuzzi September 27, 2003

Akron

A dangerous city where people ride around with AK’s And Glocks. Akron also known as (AK) Is located in the south of Ohio Is a very dangerous city you do not want to go to. It is also filled with gang violence and is top 20 on the list of the most dangerous cities in america.

“My nigga just got shot in akron”

by User3318310746827 February 16, 2022

Akron

Superior to its larger northern neighbor, Cleveland, in many ways. Best city in Ohio besides Columbus for economic growth, real estate, and entertainment.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003