airsoft 

A bunch of virgins armed with plastic ball yeeters running around a field pretending to be in the army.

Person 1: Hey, uhh, what's airsoft?
Person 2: Basically a bunch of virgins armed with plastic ball yeeters running around a field pretending to be in the army, honestly it's pretty fun.
Person 1: oh, ok.

airsoft by trollface 5333 July 13, 2022

airsoft 

a game where girls don't need to play if they don't have protection 'cause it hurts like a mo fo. And it leaves bruises all over the place. It leaves welts that may even bleed. Recomended for guys only. IT SUCKS LIKE A BUTT...and don't ask 'cause there were four eggs involved...who...who knows

"hey ya'll you wanna play airsoft?"
"heck yeah hold on"
"lets not wait we'll shoot them and hide right NOW"
"OUCH stop shooting us...i think our guns broke!"

airsoft by egg's and bacon April 3, 2008

Airsoft 

A fun game to play with friends and family involving firefights with recoil less toyguns shooting little plastic pellets at your buddies, typically in close quarters, and sometimes even dressing up as a soldier, terrorist, or operator. Depending on the area you live(whether it's a food desert), you might have a fat dude or two who plays with you, though most of your buddies playing with you are probably scrawny. Airsoft is probably family friendly, just be sure to wear eye protection, and don't be the simpleton who loses one, or two eyes. Airsoft is fun until some moron calls the cops on your buddies(which usually results in a chill greeting with two Police Officers you run into some stupid 'hardcore MILSIM' wannabe soldier dipshit who thinks airsoft is serious, starts acting toxic, blaming people, acting out, and can send your whole hobby down the drain in one play-time session.

Those who've been in actual firefights, or conflict zones as combatants who play airsoft know that actual firefights are way worse than airsoft.

Airsoft by GuyWho'sAnAmerican July 19, 2019

airsoft 

A game played by 30 year old and teenage virgins who haven't yet got a actual gun license and wanted to join the military but they were too lazy.

Hey Johnny wanna go play some airsoft??

airsoft by HearBearzz June 3, 2020

Airsoft 

A game where every 10 year old thinks their the best but end up crying from getting shot.

"Im ThE BeSt aT AiRsOfT" 10 minutes later "MoMmY ThEy ShOt Me I wAnT ThErE GuN WaAaAaA

Airsoft by Callsign Roach March 15, 2021

Airsoft 

Legal Guns. (with friends)

oh and you can only shoot in a specific area (no school shootings now!)

and u need to capture this objective or kill this many guys (wait kill, thats not right... hit, yea that's it)

I shot someone today with my airsoft gun

I killed... hit 7 guys, were close to winning!

Airsoft by CracerTheCracker June 18, 2021

airsoft 

a game where people pay to get shot at then complain about getting shot

1:"yo see that airsoft player?"

2:"yea?"
1:"i heard he was complaining about getting shot"
2:"lol"

airsoft by zane airsoft July 28, 2022