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Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021
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After Hours

A sensation, feeling or a state of mind that comes to a person late in the night (usually after 01:00am) which feels like sadness, regret, heartbreak, depression, a bad mood or while smoking weed, drinking because of an ended relationship or even a bad life experience. In the end it's you against yourself !
We fell apart last week...I'm been having the worst After Hours since then, she did really broke my heart !
by Daddy_XO_17 April 27, 2020
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after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.
thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)
by Douchebag82 January 8, 2013
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Morning After Excuse

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
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Aether

A magical plane of existance closely related to the ether. It deals with non matierial objects.
He drew his power from the Aether.
by Quinton February 27, 2005
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aftercum

When you cum after masturbating, clean up and a few minutes later you feel the aftercum and you need more tissues.
Ronan thought he was done after the cleanup, but he was wrong as he had some aftercum!
by chamakios July 20, 2010
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After-tears

A term used in South african townships that means the get together, usually to drink, after a loved one's funeral.
Where's the After-tears this saturday?
by Zee_nat October 5, 2011
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