Acoustic chick

A girl who plays a acoustic guitar or loves acoustic guitars

that chick rox on that acoustic guitar

by guitar-princess March 25, 2005

Acoustic Smoking

The act of smoking normal, none electronic fags.

Girl: You told me you'd quit smoking!

Hipster: I have! I'm vaping now. Acoustic smoking is too spendy.

cigaretteacoustic smoking vaping

by EmberYoung October 13, 2016

Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged

During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.

by Maxil April 4, 2017

Acoustical sex

The act of performing penile penetration in one's ear.

Hey, Helen! Would you like to engage in acoustical sex?

by Mooseypoo January 5, 2018

Poop acoustics

Blasting farts in a fully public toilet that is not binary specific.

Bro, your girlfriend walked in while i was on the toilet and said my poop acoustics were fantastic!

by AnEndlessChaos August 25, 2022

Acoustic Heel

The bottom part of one heel that fell off, causing a loud clanking noise, that slightly resembles an instrument in a percussion band.

“Oh no! My heel broke on only one shoe. Now I have this loud acoustic heel”

by Deesz_Nuttsz November 11, 2018

Acoustic Gangsta

Ah-Koo-Stick Gang-Stah.

A white person (sometimes with dreadlocks) and an acoustic guitar, preforming for friends or for a large crowd, acoustic versions of popular or underground gangsta rap songs. Usually pretty fucking hilarious.

Did you hear Nina Gordon's "Straight Outta Compton?" She is such an Acoustic Gangsta!

or

That Acoustic Gangsta got his ass beat by a bunch of black guys for sayin' "Nigga" too much... guess doing a cover of "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" was a bad idea.

by toxictwinkies July 31, 2009