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acne

A piece of shit on your face that doesn’t go away no matter how hard you try
Wow this acne WILL NOT GO AWAY
by gatheringroom69 November 2, 2019
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sex ache

when you crave so deeply a sexual encounter with a romantic partner or love of your life.
I craved him so deeply, it was a physical ache..a sex ache.
by poet101 August 12, 2013
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achlee

the two uncanny, amazing powers of ACH and LEE combined, to create an unbeatable force unknown to planet earth
"dude she's so raw at soccer. fuck you achlee... ur too cool for us"
by Patunia III March 13, 2008
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acne

A gay skin condition probably caused by all the crap the FDA let's food distributors put in our food that causes red bumps to come up on your face, back, chest, and sometimes your arms. Sometimes acne is so bad that some people (Like me) have to go on Accutane only to be let down by it 5 months later because your acne is so severe and you got conjuctivitis and bloody pores for nothing.
Dermatologist: Okay, well since the Proactive, the deoxyzyfane and the other thing I can't pronounce hasn't worked for your acne for more than a month, I guess I'll put you on something else...

Bobbie: Okay...

Dermatologist: It's called Profynozylophate (Cough) Accutane (Cough)

Bobbie: Alright...

Dermatologist: Side effects are nothing, just you might contract conjunctivitis (Cough) or have your pores bleed, lose some hair, or in some rare causes might die since it nukes your face.

Bobbie: I didn't hear anything you said

Dermatologist: Well it wasnt important anyway so when can we get you on it?
by UpperGreens September 11, 2007
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The Allstar Ache

The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.
person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!
by jennie34 April 22, 2011
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Acheleography

A portmanteau of the terms Achele and choreography, in which Achele refers to the sexually charged relationship between two of the stars of Glee, Dianna Agron and Lea Michele. Acheleography has been defined by trained experts in the field at The L Boards as "where the arts of dancing and foreplay come together as one". This has been particularly demonstrated throughout the current Glee Live Tour, in which the official choreography of Zack Woodlee has been given it's own glavor (gay flavor) by the sexy duo.
Example 1:

"OMFG, check out Lea performing armsex on Dianna in the Bad Romance Clip! Is that part of the choreography?"

"No, are you missing a chromosome? That's Acheleography"

Example 2:

"Dude, did Lea just try to mount Dianna after getting her in a claw-like grip during Don't Stop Believing? I wonder if that's meant to happen."

"Your stupidity makes me Stop Believing in humanity. That's Achelography, you scab-eating mouth breeder."
by Achelian May 23, 2010
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Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
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