Abstract Bitch 

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.

1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!

Abstract Bitch by Jaegizibe May 22, 2016

Abstract Writing Party 

An informally constituted social gathering for over-educated individuals academically channeling their 'party-animal' impulse through composition of a précis of their formal scientific endeavors.

We're having an abstract writing party tomorrow night at xyz's house.

Abstract Writing Party by Veisalgia November 21, 2019

Abstract art 

Blowing a fat load onto a piece of paper and calling it “meaningful”

My girl and I felt creative the other night, so we made some abstract art

Abstract art by Imissmybrother March 1, 2020

Abstract Art 

Blowing a fat load on a canvas and calling it “creativity”

My girl and I enjoy making abstract art in our spare time

Abstract Art by Imissmybrother March 1, 2020

Abstract Art 

An absofreakinlutely waste of colors by people fantasizing about being ARFISTS but not having the talents to.

- I'm jobless.
+ Be an abstract arfist

Abstract Art

Abstract Art by KurdishMan July 21, 2020

abstract racism 

Hate, discrimination or prejudice against a hypothetical race which exists only in thought or as an idea and does not have a physical or concrete existence. Abstract racism usually involves creation of an imaginary race which then becomes the subject of hatred.

I heard Kevin talking shit about some imaginary race. It must have been some kind of an abstract racism.

abstract racism by djadamm January 26, 2024

Kevin Abstract 

Best gay rapper of all time. Also founded the best boyband since One Direction, Brockhampton

Kevin Abstract doesn’t fuck with white boys unless they’re Jaden Walker.

Kevin Abstract by Princess October August 21, 2018