Abstract Bitch

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.

1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!

by Jaegizibe May 22, 2016

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Abstract Writing Party

An informally constituted social gathering for over-educated individuals academically channeling their 'party-animal' impulse through composition of a précis of their formal scientific endeavors.

We're having an abstract writing party tomorrow night at xyz's house.

by Veisalgia November 21, 2019

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Abstract art

Blowing a fat load onto a piece of paper and calling it “meaningful”

My girl and I felt creative the other night, so we made some abstract art

by Imissmybrother March 1, 2020

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Abstract Art

Blowing a fat load on a canvas and calling it “creativity”

My girl and I enjoy making abstract art in our spare time

by Imissmybrother March 1, 2020

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Abstract Art

An absofreakinlutely waste of colors by people fantasizing about being ARFISTS but not having the talents to.

- I'm jobless.
+ Be an abstract arfist

Abstract Art

by KurdishMan July 21, 2020

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Hate, discrimination or prejudice against a hypothetical race which exists only in thought or as an idea and does not have a physical or concrete existence. Abstract racism usually involves creation of an imaginary race which then becomes the subject of hatred.

I heard Kevin talking shit about some imaginary race. It must have been some kind of an abstract racism.

by djadamm January 26, 2024

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