Bad Assery

all of the factors, characteristics and exploits that lead to achieving the title of "bad ass."

Hector: "Dude, you were nominated for Spike TV's Guy of the year, how did that happen?"

Chris: "Well you know, I did a Tri, 1,000 push-ups a day, pulling in girls numbers like candy- you know just general "bad assery."

by Bird and Moose October 21, 2010

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asservescence

The ability of a woman's hindparts to liven up the room and brighten the atmosphere. To put all the men on pause.

Her asservescence stole the breath of every man in the club!

by Ry-G October 13, 2010

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Asseroma

An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.

Max felt a great discomfort in his nether-regions, due to the Asseroma he had in his ass.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

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asserole

1) Severe soiling and or staining of old undergarments resultant from one's disbelief in the use of toilet paper;
2) A thing which one carries for too long.

Coined 9 Nov. 2020 by Domonic Potorti - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

"If your father carried around his asserole all day in his pants, you should not use his underwear, though they are clean (albeit stained), to polish the dining room table."

by Hamowa November 9, 2020

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kick-asser

I came up with this in the late '80's to describe someone who kicks ass. We were always like "man that is kick-ass." Then we progressed to "man you kick-asser!"

Man that dude is a kick-asser! Our team will always be a bunch of kick-assers!

by docpete November 23, 2007

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