Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.
by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2023
Get the Indiana Ear Mitemug. jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.
Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.
by LevArtation February 20, 2011
Get the Jive-O-mitemug. it can be used to describe a person, object, even a feeling. anything at all! the "sexy can be substituted for any number of other things to suit the situation.
hey you sexy-mite scroll! i like your shorts
or
Say you see a fat person walking down the road, you might say "omfg thats a bit of a fatty-mite scroll!"
or
Say you see a fat person walking down the road, you might say "omfg thats a bit of a fatty-mite scroll!"
by Sexy-Mite Scroll August 20, 2006
Get the Sexy-Mite Scrollmug. Slang for scabies. They're small mites that burrow into the skin and lay eggs. They cause intense itching and are passed through skin to skin contact or exposure to them in bedding or clothing. While not always passed via sexual intercourse they frequently are in teenagers and young adults.
Bobby: Whoa man check out Dylan he's scratching like his whole body is on fire!
Jay: Yeah man he's got that STM...
Bobby: What the fuck is an STM?!
Jay: It's scabies. They're a STM (sexually transmitted mite). He supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin'.
Bobby: Wait. Isn't that what you just had?
Jay: I don't want to talk about it.
Jay: Yeah man he's got that STM...
Bobby: What the fuck is an STM?!
Jay: It's scabies. They're a STM (sexually transmitted mite). He supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin'.
Bobby: Wait. Isn't that what you just had?
Jay: I don't want to talk about it.
by Biggest Rockstar sans Band January 27, 2009
Get the STM (sexually transmitted mite)mug. A word used to express extreme badassery, maturity, sexiness and on occasion, holy penis size. Often used as a much more fantastic and meaningful synonym for dynomite.
CASE A
Person 1: Did you just have sex with three girls while playing YYZ by Rush on the drums, cooking pancakes and kicking Mike Tyson's ass?
Person 2: Suredizzle.
Person1: Legit-o-mite!
CASE B
Girl: Oh my gosh! He has a 9 inch penis! And it glows! It is so legit-o-mite!
Person 1: Did you just have sex with three girls while playing YYZ by Rush on the drums, cooking pancakes and kicking Mike Tyson's ass?
Person 2: Suredizzle.
Person1: Legit-o-mite!
CASE B
Girl: Oh my gosh! He has a 9 inch penis! And it glows! It is so legit-o-mite!
by King of FUPA December 14, 2010
Get the legit-o-mitemug. The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no
by Hater proof November 6, 2020
Get the Shard mitesmug. Someone who becomes obsessed with you after a certain situation happens , has to constantly stay updated with your every move , admires you , wants to know everything you’re doing and figure out how you act and everything about you
“That girl is a total mite towards me” like how a termite constantly needs wood , this person constantly wants to stay updated with you
by Big Bank Jayla October 5, 2018
Get the Mitemug.