by Yummy yummy eat dat tummy September 27, 2020
If you have a Jasper in you're life than you're good to go! he's the type of person who cares for everybody. It may seem like he isn't listening to you, but he is! Most Jaspers like to play video games!
by Mindless Wonder December 06, 2019
Jasper's act cool and immature put are truly sweethearts A lot of people don't like Jaspers but don't judge a book by its cover.
by Friend to all August 31, 2018
A small little cunt who didn't grow at all over lockdown and now back at school and everyone is twice the size of him
by jasper staff September 21, 2020
What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.
Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020
Jewish Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern California to describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPs but are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.
by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006
Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.
by Michelle B April 05, 2008