acute cerebral speditis

a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.

patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis

by alexjiew March 19, 2021

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

acuteable

a mixture of cute and adorable :D

that baby is acuteable

by jasmine culver March 28, 2008

Acute

To look a little itty bit hint of cute

I was watching all the really cute guys with smokin abs, but one guy sat by me, and he was pushing his meh, he was acute

by Quinceflash July 28, 2020

acute nigger dystrophy

When a black person (or a person of any other race) begins acting "black" by either making loud "black people noises" or just behaving annoyingly black in public.

*cough* that black man sure has a rancid case of acute nigger dystrophy. Just look at how he's schoolin dem niggas

by jjjjjjahck January 28, 2014

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002

Acutely Ugly

One who is so ugly that it's almost painful to look at them. This condition can be short in duration or can become chronic if the condition goes untreated.

Common treatment is often an extreme makeover or acute intoxication by those beholding the sufferer.

"I just ran into Ann in the hallway and, sheesh, she sure is acutely ugly!"

by duncdog March 29, 2010