zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
by litdragon99 January 6, 2021

by Scottscrab March 23, 2019

by Nate M January 12, 2004

by nut button March 13, 2019

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.
by anonymous February 25, 2019
