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Zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
by litdragon99 January 6, 2021
mugGet the Zoinkedmug.

Zoinks

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking
"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"
by Scottscrab March 23, 2019
mugGet the Zoinksmug.

zoinks

when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...
ew man it stinks, did you zoink?
by Nate M January 12, 2004
mugGet the zoinksmug.

zoinks

by pip June 17, 2003
mugGet the zoinksmug.

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind
"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"
by nut button March 13, 2019
mugGet the Zoinked Outmug.

poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021
mugGet the poned in the zoinkmug.

Yeet, Zoinks

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.
Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"
by anonymous February 25, 2019
mugGet the Yeet, Zoinksmug.

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