Zoidberging

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.

by 3LM0 March 16, 2012

Zoidberging

The action of awkwardly moving through a crowded area while making a sound and body motion similar to Dr. Zoidberg

This dayum hallway is too crowded Zoidberging is the only way to get through it.

by LegitWaffles January 10, 2013

Zoidberging

performing fellation on your ladyfriend whilst using your hands like lobster claws to pincer her nipples and yelping WHOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHHHOOOOOP (as zoidberg)

Almost got caught zoidberging my girlfriend lastnight

by Cazmaz24 May 31, 2016

Zoidberging

When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.

Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her

Man 2: So howd that go?

Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out

Man 2: Damn that sucks

Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.

by Cjgmhnthe1st May 21, 2012

Zoidberging

A person that just rambles about nothing in particular just to hear their voice

Oh god that guy is such a zoidberg he's zoidberging

by Evil genius October 13, 2012

Zoidberging

When her meat curtains flutter whilst in the act of flatulating.

Crack a window shes zoidberging!

by Von Chickenfoot July 17, 2017

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