a zillion

(noun) a number of something seeming either too large to handle or too large to count

I have had "a zillion" of these things!

by ThisVivian November 7, 2018

x-zillions

a reallly big number. usually used to express lots of love,

i love him x-zillions

by cool.beans May 17, 2009

zititude

A communicable disease among zit-prone, pre-sexual wannabees, showing off the $500 chrome-plated woofers that command all their trunk space.

I almost managed to doze off during the second movement of Beethoven's 6th, when suddenly I was *pounded* by some status-deprived, harmonically-challenged drive-by bobble-head with a serious case of zititude.

by acmetech June 8, 2007

Zielinski

Mountain Troll typically known for eating babies and small children. Recent research however has revealed that this is usually not the case but as human encroachment continues to demolish their hunting grounds at the base of mountains some have been taking advantage of the fact that defenseless babies are easy prey. During rutting season is the most dangerous time to be around a Zielinski as they become more territorial than usual and the males most often fight ferociously to impress the females. Often is the defeated male left with painful wounds which can sometimes be fatal.

Biologist-1: Look over there! those two Zielinski males are fighting for the mating rights of that female over on the hill!

Biologist-2: Oh my goodness the one just got his face smashed with a boulder. the blood is Everywhere!

by Nick Zielinski August 12, 2012

Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

by step-sister fister November 5, 2010

Zitlaly

She is the most pretty and cool person you will ever meet. She will always have your back. Like always. She does things that are bad and she knows that's bad. Then regrets doing it. Even though she might be a good friend and always have your back she will always make the wrong choices then regret all the things that she does and go back to you to talk about it she gets herself in the lot of things you might meet someone named zitlaly but make sure you watch over them cuz you never know what they're going to their self into zitlaly are very overprotective mostly they get into fights

Omg Zitlaly is always getting her self into trouble.

I know but she is still a good person. She have different personalities

by TheBestsnsn June 15, 2018

bah-zillion

exagerated large number used in fight club (the book)

back a bah-zillion years ago

by Lestat December 15, 2003