no.1 best friend material, a person who is very beautiful inside out, she can make any man's life a better place, and she's a very lovely person, someone who is kind and offers sum top tier hospitality, second only to a church nurse. She's caring and shows concern to u and u should treasure this person. she's hard to come by so treat her right.
Can u pass me the pencil zi meng?
why?
idk i jus want that pencil
by Babacaveman March 14, 2021
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Usually when u see someone who is SUPER FAT.
this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.

Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking

Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
by Fake nani May 27, 2021
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Translates to 'idiot' or 'fool' in chinese. i call white people this all the time, lmao, and they have no idea. :)
generally good to insult a teacher or adult THAT DOESN'T SPEAK CHINESE that you dislike.
Epic chinese person: AI YA! NI SHI (you are) a DAI ZI!

Non-chinese speaker: TF is THAT?!?!?!

Chinese person: -feelin' all cool because of their chinese SWAG-
by Lissa (: June 24, 2011
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A hot guy with a zijian who will never be a jackass while never be gay.
Zi Jian is my comrade on the way to communism.
by XrayPerv July 8, 2019
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A really great partner who is always there and holds everyone else above themselves. And they are really hot. You would be really lucky if you ever date a guy called ZI Feng. They are thoughtful and funny, but psychopathic at times, ZI Feng is smart and an overachiever.
Girl 1: I'm dating someone.
Girl 2: what is his name?
Girl 1: Zi Feng
Girl 2: you are so lucky. They are really hot.
Boy 1: LIKE HELL THEY ARE.
by _xxienY_ June 15, 2019
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A dead person who is falsely believed to be a nazi/white supremacist because they accidentally stumbled upon a white supremacist website and died before they could exit it.

Can also be called a Not-zi Nazi
He is not a racist, he's a Nazi Not-zi!
by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006
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Zi Tong is a multipurpose term that can be used as a noun or an adjective.

It's not just one specific person or anything, but anyone can be a Zi Tong, or act like a Zi Tong.

One can even have the condition of Zi Tongitus.

Zi Tong can be a person, it can be contagious, or a state of mind, or a certain behaviour.

It's versatile, deep, and meaningful.
Stop being a Zi Tong omg

You have Zi Tongitus
by IHaveExolosis March 1, 2020
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