Zephyrhills

Zephyrhills is a small town located in the center of the state of Florida. Let me tell you all about the "lovely" people that live here. Basically, 13 year old girls walk around in slutty clothes, have a new boyfriend every week, have sex all day, smoke weed, drink, and talk shit. The only places that we have are Zephyrhills Park, the Bowling alley, the movies, and that's about it. The guys smoke weed, drink all day, have sex, skateboard, and hit on girls. It's always hot and the police is always around picking on the kids. The adults live in trailers all day and don't give a damn about their kids doing stupid things. The kids go to some shit schools that have the colors as orange and black. The teachers don't give a damn and the students fail all the classes basically. It's a shit town and if you actually like living in Zephyrhills,I have no idea how you can stand it. It smells bad. The only reason why someone would know about Zephyrhills is because of either... a.) the water bottle that says "Zephyrhills water" b.) rumors about sluts. If you ever end up in Zephyrhills, save your ass and get out! Go to Tampa, it's better.

Person 1: Let's go to Zephyrhills!
Person 2: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's a shit hole and I don't want some sleazy sluts hitting on me.

by ppnacup July 19, 2012

zephyr

1)really cool and fit
2)a breeze

mel is real zephyr

by jo March 31, 2004

Zephyr

A bong made from household items such as a water bottle.
Root: Zephyrhills 1 gallon bottles which are ideal for the task

Hey guys you should come by my house before the G rated movie to assemble the Zephyr.

by incrediblyattractive July 15, 2009

zephyr client

shitty skidded Minecraft Windows 10 Client made by an autist

verb: You will get brain cancer if you use zephyr client

Noun: shit mc client, created by a dumbass

Person: bro, do you use zephyr client?

Child: yes! zephyr client is the best!

Person: kill yourself retard

by ZephyrClient April 28, 2022

zephyr

Tobacco Industries' secret codeword for cancer.

Get those zephyr sticks away from me!

by Derrick A. June 11, 2006

Zephyross

a mystical but trustworthy person, he may seem to be hiding something from others at times, but its for their own good, if he give you his word, rest assured it will be kept, his motives for doing things may not be clear to everyone, but to the few that understand, they are impartial decisions.

yeah, he gave me his word, plus he's a Zephyross

by east dragon, #2, mystic fists August 30, 2010

Zephyra and Chill

similar to "Netflix and Chill", except Critical Role is playing in the background instead

"Is it Thursday yet? I'm going over to my girlfriend's house to Zephyra and Chill."
"Don't you mean 'Netflix and Chill'?"
"No, it's this show on Twitch."
"But you still fuck, right?"
"Yup...for three to six hours."

by CritRole May 27, 2017