Zoomsturbate

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.

Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.

by M Boogie September 6, 2020

Zooben

Zooben is like cruising, but faster and a smooth car, plus you look fly.

I be Zooben down the street in my Tesla.

by Russian Mickey August 15, 2021

Zombs

Code word for Zombies

Dude, we be getting attacked by those Zombs.

by hoodedliability January 13, 2009

zoobed

you die so fast that the only thing you see is a purple blur, nuff said your owned.

Kerose7777: what just happend?

Zoobkillerninja: you just got zoobed

Kerose7777:really!?, wow im tired of dying already!!!

by Kerose7777 October 7, 2009

Zoo Zoos and Wham Whams

prison slang for snacks and cakes

“I sell dat boy p*ssy for zoo zoos and wham whams” - Beyond Scared straight

by ChocolateThunderCheeks April 16, 2019

zoobies

Teeth, especially false teeth. Often used by grandparents in the early 1970's.

Grandpa said he needed some denture adhesive to keep his zoobies in.

by Jimmy Jinglebells June 24, 2010

zoob tube

a paper towel tube with dryer sheets stuffed in. used to exhail smoke through and elminate the smell

guy1: we can't smoke in my room, my parents will smell it.
guy2: no problem just use a zoob tube

by coolkid171717 March 30, 2009