by twigyy September 07, 2021
"I haven't been to the dentist since summer Zap 2."
"We're getting married in Vegas in July of Zap 5."
"We're getting married in Vegas in July of Zap 5."
by Martin Zager September 09, 2003
The trampoline gave John the power of static electricity
ZAP, John hit Aiden with a mighty blow
Aiden: what was that for
John: just a prank bro
ZAP, John hit Aiden with a mighty blow
Aiden: what was that for
John: just a prank bro
by TockSaPill November 12, 2019
by L March 28, 2005
A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.
Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!
by adg3.com December 07, 2010
by CarolinaAssReaper February 12, 2020
Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).
Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
by Daydaymag June 19, 2014