by twigyy September 7, 2021

"I haven't been to the dentist since summer Zap 2."
"We're getting married in Vegas in July of Zap 5."
"We're getting married in Vegas in July of Zap 5."
by Martin Zager September 9, 2003

The trampoline gave John the power of static electricity
ZAP, John hit Aiden with a mighty blow
Aiden: what was that for
John: just a prank bro
ZAP, John hit Aiden with a mighty blow
Aiden: what was that for
John: just a prank bro
by TockSaPill November 12, 2019

by L March 28, 2005

A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.
Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!
by adg3.com December 8, 2010

by CarolinaAssReaper February 11, 2020

Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).
Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
by Daydaymag June 18, 2014
