your face

The best comeback EVER. gets anyone annoyed and you will always win.

Lindsay- I'm so hungry

Cami- YOUR FACE IS HUNGRY

Lindsay- shut up

Cami- Shut your face up

by LindsayOwns December 28, 2005

Your face

A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.

moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*

by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014

your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005

your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

S:what was that?
T:your face
S:oh, touché.

by zebraa bby July 10, 2007

your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light.
me: turn off YOUR FACE.

by kaylaFTW December 10, 2008

to your face

To have something raw and straight to yourself.

Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!

I just smoked 10 grams to my face!

by Goldspot April 30, 2008

your face

sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.

shmo-ur really ugly and stupid
shmo-hey what r u lookin at?
jo-YOUR FACE!!!!!! HAHAHA!! *runs off screaming*

#2
fred- yo! did you see that ugly guy today?
bob-yup
fred- oh yea? what did it look like?
bob-YOUR FACE! hahahaha!!!!
fred-ummm, no your face
bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone

#3
sally- *running away crying*
jeff- what you do to her man?
mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE!!!!!! hahaha!!!

by l.h. November 21, 2006