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you are gay 

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.
Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.
you are gay by stu April 5, 2005

when you're gay 

say this to your friends or in a conversation if you have nothing to say
friend: *walking with you and saying nothing*

me: "when you're gay"
when you're gay by umm_ello November 7, 2019

If you are reading this you are gay

Haha u are gay
“If you are reading this you are gay
“Darn I’m gay now”

You da gay? 

Frank Martin: Has it ever occurred to you that I'm not in the mood

Valentina: come on!

Frank Martin: ..No

Valentina: ooh...

Valentina: You da GAY?

You're Gay Sir 

you may think this is an insult but you are wrong (failure)
when you say "you're gay sir" the other person will hear "good day sir"
and IF they reply with " good day to you too sir" that is what the person will hear... they will not hear "you're gay sir",

don't get mixed up with good day sir
person 1: "you're gay sir"
person 2: "good day to you too sir!"

what are you fuckin gay 

Used when responding to a clearly stupid and incorrect.
Guy1: Yo look at Angus she's gross
Guy2: What are you fuckin gay? Angus is hot