Yo Mama

Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!

"FUCK YO MAMA!"......then fifty other niggas said "WE ALREADY DID!!!" DAMN!

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

yo mama

Something that provokes jokes. YO MAMA!
Something you say if someone asks you what you wanna do. YO MAMA!

Dick: What are we doing in Science today?
Dicky: Yo Mama!
Frick: Hahahahahaha!
Fricky: Shut up.
Dick: Really, what are we doing in Science?

by Garfield135 June 1, 2007

yo mama

Not my mama.

Yo mama.

by redster March 30, 2004

yo mama

German rap lable

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

yo' mama

That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"

Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."

Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

yo mama

Your mother;Defense against insult, as in

Dave: You're a cocksucker! Connick: Yo mama!

by yoh mahmah March 4, 2003

yo mama

The person who keeps calling me

Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.

by CDG January 22, 2004