your mother

word commonly used in the Highlands of scotland another word for it is your maer. (your mother)

George: hey wats up

Frankie: Your mother

by Iain Baey December 28, 2005

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

Your mother

ugly tramp

eat a dick, ya mother!

by ya mumnation October 26, 2003

Your mother

A beginning of an insult that is apparantly "funny".
But tbh isnt.

Only if it's really insulting,
you'll laugh your ass off.

Your mother has chest hair.

LOL@HER

by goregoregoregore April 19, 2008

Your Mother's Crib

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.

Brian: What is the answer to number 12?
Jake: Your mother's crib. Got em

by Jake H and the fuckers December 16, 2012

Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008