xylophoning

banging ones cock on someone's teeth while they are smiling

by huster April 22, 2003

xylophonedogs

When you have so little of a life that you search up xylophonedogs in your spare time. XD is short for xylophonedogs.

My dad's car broke down in the traffic jam of the freeway. xylophonedogs!

by xylophonedogs November 6, 2017

xylophonesexual

when your subconscious reveals to you that you want to sex up xylophones

"One time i had a dream that i was going to have dream sex with a guy but then he turned into a xylophone." - quoted from a true xylophonesexual

by garettmc January 7, 2021

hearing xylophones

Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.

No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.

by HoboAC December 8, 2007

xylaphonic

Being very musical in the sense of knowing good music, and being able to name songs by simply hearing the instruments being played.

"Last night during music trivia Eugune was simply xylaphonic."

by kumho October 21, 2009

xilophone

A musical instrument played by small children in kindergarden

The xilophone sucks

by larstait October 29, 2003

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

by james jane jamison March 21, 2022