wtf

Usually misunderstood as "what the fuck", real purpose of this word is to welcome guests in Finland, "Welcome to Finland"

David: Nice to meet you, and wtf.
John: What? I'm leaving.

by David Odd December 30, 2010

WTF

Stood for What The Fuck but changed to White Trash Fuckers after

Donald J. Trump was elected to presidency.

At a Trump rally
Person 1: WTF
Person 2: IKR I was like what the fuck when I saw all these people too.
Person 1: No I mean everyone here is a white trash fucker.

by Excalibur with Numbers November 21, 2016

WTF

Although many mistake this abbreviation as 'What the fuck?' or 'World Taekwondo Federation', it actually stands for 'Welcome to Facebook!'. First coined by Abraham Lincoln in the late Jurassic Era, WTF became a popular phrase used by young people everywhere. Abraham Lincoln was shortly after assassinated by Communism, starting both the Vietnam War, and WWII (and the Cold War, if you really want to call it a war).

"WTF Mom!?! You added me on Facebook!?!"
"What does WTF mean young man!!"
"uhhh... Welcome to Facebook?"
"Ohh, thank you!"

by DevSteve August 22, 2012

WTF

1. One or more natural flaws that occur in every known female. It refers to the fact that every girl/woman has something about them that will make you (as a guy) exclaim: "What the FUCK!?" It is usually something that they consistantly do or say that doesn't make sense to a guy, but since all girls are crazy, they think it is normal. These flaws differ in most girls, but are almost always present.
(If you know of a girl without a WTF please inform the author.)

2. The pissed off/annoyed/frusterated statement "What The Fuck!?"

Are you kidding me? You just came her to look around and not buy anything?? WTF?!

You just want to be friends with him, but you do like him and like hanging out with him all the time alone? WTF!?

She always does this shit! WTF

by ZachX October 2, 2007

WTF

Where's the food? There are many meanings to WTF but this one is the most common.

MOM! WTF?!

by SherlockSmoki May 18, 2016

WTF?

Also known as 'What the fuck?'

Man WTF?Get of the flo'!

by Allison The White Girl January 22, 2005

wtf

1. An acronym for 'What the fuck' Cover Up: 'We're too fat'
2. What you would say when you wake up on a Thursday morning on a ferris wheel in the Iowa state fair wearing nothing but a toga and carrying a ukelele.

Dude 1: MAN!!!! WTF!!!!

Dude 1's younger sister: What does WTF mean?

Dude 1: We're too fat

by importantperson January 20, 2008