Wreaking Ball

A ball which wreaks havoc.

Often confused with a piece of construction equipment (wrecking ball), a "wreaking" ball is in fact very different (though equally destructive).

"John, why is your left testicle so much bigger than your right testicle?"
"Oh, that's because it's my WREAKING ball."

by Grammar Knight November 29, 2017

wreath

A Wreath \ˈrēth\ is a large grass bagel that is hung without purpose or reason on the front of your shitty door in an attempt to mask your sad and pathetic marriage. It was created, in most circumstances, by an unwarranted child brought into the world by promiscuous rebellion sex inspired by your fiery hatred toward your strict and religious parents. Thus you live the rest of your existence and secret contempt, fighting the urge to murder your loved ones and become a stripper by hanging useless trinkets on the front of your door with a smile.

Kari: "Oh Susan that's a beautiful ring of of weeds and sticks! and what gave you the idea to nail such a delightful a clump of shit to your door?"

Susan: "Well thank you Kari! It's actually a wreath I saw in a target catalog! oh and the need to distract my self from my inevitable suicide."

by 6figganigga December 9, 2013

weading

When you get stoned and read a book. Get high and obtain some knowledge.

I will be weading my kindle after smoking this joint.

by WitchyMunky April 4, 2017

wreath, my niggah

used during an awkward silence to change the subject or to explain an awkward subject

girl: "you invited your your ex here?"
*silence*
guy: " wreath, my niggah"

by shalequa December 8, 2007

wreds

when you too lit to type

Did you see that homegirl savage Jackie, wreds up that convo with Little J?

by Lil J 8675309 May 24, 2017

weeadee

Tired or droopy.

I am weeadee because I got no sleep.

by Joey The Bro March 2, 2018

Weadie

Someone constantly acting like they don’t understand, but actively plotting bad things. They are in the weeds watching their prey.

Oh he is acting weadie.

by TG2121 June 8, 2018