Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.
Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?
by ee normousee rection May 06, 2020
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Bust Wrangle

To hold firmly against one's bust to calm a small animal.

To smother between one's bust to get your own way.
She was bust wrangling the chickens back into their coop.

I didn't want to do the dishes last night. But my wife bust wrangled against the wall until I agreed to.
by Regnold Bilmfrick December 07, 2020
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Bust Wrangle

To hold firmly against one's bust to calm a small animal.

To smother between one's bust to get your own way.
She was bust wrangling the chickens back into their coop.

I didn't want to do the dishes last night. But my wife bust wrangled against the wall until I agreed to.
by Regnold Bilmfrick December 07, 2020
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Bust Wrangle

To hold firmly against one's bust to calm/subdue a small animal.

To smother between one's bust to get your own way.
She was bust wrangling the chickens back into their coop.

I didn't want to do the dishes last night. My wife got me against the wall and bust wrangled me. So I did the dishes.
by Regnold Bilmfrick December 07, 2020
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Sleep Wrangling

Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.
There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.

Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.

There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.
by Rodney Cobbletop December 13, 2010
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Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.
by jazzwolf May 16, 2022
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Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.
That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.
by jazzwolf May 16, 2022
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