wondermonkey

A one man cult based on the rejection of all doctrines and formalised religious ideas and structures, including those comprising Chaos Magick(tm).

This cult is characterised by a disciplined yet freeform approach to the exploration of magickal and spiritual reality, unrestrained silliness based on the trancendent value of laughter, and a strict prohibition on proselytization.

Ah crap, the wondermonkey's passed out on the floor again. Get the markers.

by Chuckles, the Wonder Monkey November 17, 2004

wonderpants

what i wear that makes me wonderboy. (any pants that i wear make me wonderboy)

Me:Hey u c those pants over there?

Guy:Yeah, what about them?

Me:They make me wonderboy.

Guy:Really? So if i put them on i will be wonderboy?

Me:No

Guy:I'm gonna try anyways!

Me:I shall smite thee with thy smiting stick!

*throws a fence post at they guy and it goes straight through his head*

Me:None shall touch my wonderpants

by wonderboy in wonderpants December 24, 2008

Wonderboy

a low-profile superhero; mentioned in a certain Tenacious D song, he may be found frequenting messageboards, spamming and using "mind bullets" on flamers and n00bs.

"Gee golly, that Wonderboy fellow is quite the chap! Lets invite him to Polo where that gentleman can enjoy a scrumptious bit of tea and crumpets!"

by Charlie Chapman January 2, 2005

Wonderfoot

N. An untrue statement used to 1up someone in a conversation.

Dustin: So I got my druid up to level seven in D&D.
Jericho: Oh that's cool my necromancer is level 18 and can raise four skeleton mages.
Rayce: This sounds more like a wonderfoot to me.

by Lordoftheskeletonmages December 30, 2009

wonderhoe

When someone is or is called one because it's fucking funny as hell and flirts with random fuckers then says oh hell no

Dude look at the wonderhoe over there🖕🏻

by Briar_rose March 11, 2016

wonderoo

The term used when something wonderful/amazing happens, at the same time it should bring extreme joy and excitement.
Note it should be said as if one was to combine the word wonderful and kangaroo.

The way he flew through the crowd was just wonderoo.

by Taps212 April 20, 2017

Wonderdog Slam

When you grab someones penis and drag it all the way to the heater and slam it on at full blast and make it burn.

Touch me again and I will give you a wonderdog slam!

by Mustyyyyveeerrr June 16, 2017