Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Witches brew

Chocolate oatmeal

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night

by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022

Witches Dip

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!

In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip

by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022

Witches ass

Something being good

Maybe you go to urban dictionary aka the witches tit site

Nah man that sites worse than a witches tit

Nah it's a Witches ass

by Peeguzzlingwhore November 14, 2022

witches nail

When a poorly rolled joint, cannoes into a curve, like a witches nail.

I’ve burnt a witches nail

by Mishmotium April 16, 2023

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023