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Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin
"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."
by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018
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Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.
His dick became a wilted flower after sex.
by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012
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Pretty-in-Wilt

Someone who is beautiful, but broken.
"She's a 10, but she's a little crazy."

"Oh, c'mon, you and these pretty-in-wilts."
by pinknarcissus October 20, 2023
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Cyrus Wilt

Noun
Cyrus Wilt is an extremely skilled painter, who has been observed to roll paint extremely efficiently. He also is one of the best fortnite gamers.
Cyrus Wilt painted the cabin with gray and brown.
by AnonColler January 3, 2024
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Wilted

You are dehydrated. Likely because you haven’t drank enough water today.
You have a wilted nose. Your nose is wilted.
by Flokito1 November 15, 2022
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