A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.
It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025

"Yo wilted skull me"
by psuedolarp August 2, 2025

by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021

having sex with more than three girls in the same day.
if you have done this, you should probably go right a book about it.
if you have done this, you should probably go right a book about it.
by Jason Israel March 10, 2008

by pinknarcissus October 20, 2023

White Lady Tears, WLTs, WiLTs
by SelkieSnug January 5, 2022
