Wilderbeast

A big doppleganging Salvatore that acts like he is all that on the football field, when in fact it is a front. This type of person is a total shmuck and though he acts like a womanizer, he really loves to kiss guys. Be careful when around the wilderbeast because he is the type that drops the soap in the shower then tries for the reacharound. Also known in the greek as a peterpumper. They can in fact eat the meat without spitting out the bone.

Noce thinks hes fooling us, but he's just a big peterpumping wilderbeast.

by missionman February 13, 2010

wildebeest

A middle aged, usually single or recently divorced male who has let his peer group surpass him in terms of relationship progression (i.e. his friends have found mates and settled down) while he still continues his bachelor collegiate antics of binge drinking, hitting on freshmen on Thursday's college nights at local bars and keeps a steady stocked supply of low-caliber light beers in his "beer fridge" (i.e. his college dorm room 3x3 refrigerator). Often referred to as a less-respectable, male version of a cougar.

Man, our buddy Sam is such a wildebeest. When I want to relieve the glory days and get away from family stress, I head over to his place where we pound Busch Light and eat leftover pizza- eventually heading out to the bars where he usually comes strolling home with a young 20-something at closing time.

by jacktheripped November 18, 2009

Gildabeast

Pronounced JILL-da-beest. The ultimate O.G. hustlin gansta pimp gilda(defintitions 1 & 2) Feisty, vicious when provoked.

The Gildabeast loves pomegranate martinis, champagne and reefer. Don't f*ck with her, she bites.

by AnonymousOG September 4, 2008

Wilderbeast

A certain creature that bites at his/her own shoulders, and grooms often. Gets extremely bored at times and acts extremely oddly.

This creature is mainly spotted prancing it's hoofs in Germany.

CAUTION: Acts metrosexually

That wilderbeast is crazy, it has a golf club with a shoe on it!

by kohya August 28, 2005

wilderbeast

a super crazy girl that acts like a BEASTY.

Britt is running around like a wilderbeast.

by Briel - bubba janx October 3, 2008

black wildebeast

used in Swaheli Tribal Councils to describe how horny the pet gorilla is.

"WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT PUSSY THAT IS THE BIGGEST BLACK WILDEBEAST I'VE EVER FUCKING PUSSY BITCH ASSHOLE SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Also used to describe 1337 speakers.
r0f1m@0.
Shut the fucking pussy bitch nigger cunt sauce asshole up you black wildebeast.

by Pseudonymishnipple April 4, 2010

Wilderbeast

A rock band based in Melbourne, Australia, who strikingly resemble someone stuck in a forest for a century (see above).
When in the presence of alcohol the 4 members have been known to become aggressive and immature, possibly resulting in ejection from a live music venue.

Guy 1: Hey dude you goin to see Wilderbeast on the weekend?

Guy2: Hell no! They're a bunch of Ass Banshees

Guy3: Yeah, you're right. Let's sit in a gutter drinking goon instead.

ass bansheegoon

by timzep March 31, 2011