Wilson 

A term usually to refer to one of homosexual orientation. This kind of person hides his homosexuality by pretending to like girls, and going out to parties occasionally. When drunk, this person comes out the closet more.

Did you see that drunk wilson trying to flirt with that guy?

OMG, he is such a wilson. I can tell just from looks.

Wilson by cashmoneyballa February 28, 2011

Wilson 

a guys stomach that is round and high up like they have a ball under their shirt.It resembles "Wilsom" the ball that Tom Hanks grew accustimed to in Castaway. Often "Wilson" is accompanied by skinny legs.

I told my ex that he better not go in Toys R Us because it looks like he is hiding Wilson under his shirt.

Wilson by jp1 November 27, 2006

Wilson 

The bizarre sexual act of defecating in a condom sealing it with a knot and then consuming it in order to defecate it again.

Hey Dan I've just done a fantastic wilson it's working it's way through my lower digestive tract as we speak.

Wilson by Daniel Gatley November 11, 2007

Wilson 

A Wilson is a certain kind of person. Usually the person freaks out when he sees a certain car (usually camaros). The person also mentions that he will be getting a new car everyday, and that his mother has seen one for him. This car usually turns out to be too expensive. This person also claims to have a penis in excess of 24". This person claims that he's had sex with 4.2 billion girls.

Damn, that guy's a Wilson. There's no way he uses Magnum Condoms.

Wilson by gary max larson February 17, 2008

Wilson 

The name applied to anything of great personal value that is just out of your grasp, whose collection or loss will ultimately lead to an emotional episode; often spoken passionately like Tom Hanks calling for Wilson in the Ocean.

Time: "It's almost 5pm. Almost there, weekend!! WILSON!!!"

Possession: "I bumped into the counter and a bottle of wine fell off towards the floor, so I dove to try and catch it....but Wilson was just out of reach, and shattered onto the floor. Sad day."

Wilson by Noah Webster VII March 11, 2013

Wilson 

When you get period blood on your hand and you smack her on the ass and yell Willsonnn!!

Dude, I took this girl home and she was on the rag so I gave her a Wilson.

Wilson by Rhetoric4 November 29, 2016

Wilson 

Name of an ugly baby.

OMG, your baby's so wilson. (Looks like a splotchy red on pasty white beat up vollyball and you aren't quite sure what end the doctor slapped.)

Wilson by SO93 April 19, 2018