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whatever i can get

A phrase popularly used on the networking college site facebook.com. It refers to an individual's desire for any type of relationship, specifically, "dating," "friendship," and/or "random play." Some view this phrase as having a dergatory connotation, making the individual look desperate or without standards. Others simply view it as an honest explanation of relationship expectations and have no qualms posting this phrase.
The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am open to any form of relationship.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am desperate for any form of relationship.
by azu daioh August 23, 2006
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Whatever Humps Your Camel

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.
me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.
by Diannese June 1, 2005
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yeah whatever

i went to work said bob yeah whatever said jack
by kraven morehead October 6, 2003
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whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.
Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.
by t3hKEG December 12, 2007
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whatever the fuck

Its a more perverse way of saying "whatever" but its a more definet way to say whatever. And or saying you really dont give a fuck at the same time.
Dude 1: Hey man you wanna go to this
bar tonight, it might be dead. I just dont
know where else to go.

Dude 2 : Whatever the fuck

Example 2:

Chick: hey fuck you its over

Dude : whatever the fuck
by Pash Man August 19, 2009
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Purple Whatevers

Another word for purple grapes, typically used by people who can not manage to remember their proper name.
Jordan: Can I have some purple whatevers?
Patti: Those are grapes Jordan.
Jordan: Whatever.
by ThatCrazyBagOfCheetos. April 27, 2010
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Whatever

Girl: Wanna go catch a movie?
Guy: Sure, whatever

Clerk: Hey, you gotta pay for that!
Kid: Whatever dude.
by Therawyn December 11, 2009
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