werewolf movies
werewolf movies by Duvalis November 19, 2007
Werewolf Easter
A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
Werewolf Easter by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006
Related Words
werewolf syndrome
Common term for hypertrichosis, a condition characterized by excessive and widespread body hair. It is usually genetic in origin.
werewolf syndrome by Erin Catherine May 30, 2008
werewolf herpes
The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
werewolf herpes by angrysumo February 4, 2010
Werewolf Lesbian
A lesbian that is typically shy outside of the bedroom, but becomes more dominant once the lights are off.
You wouldn't think just looking at her that she's a werewolf lesbian, but once we got into the sheets...woah.
Werewolf Lesbian by Youdamnoni May 10, 2022
Werewolf Online
Person 1: Have you played Werewolf Online?
Person 2: Nah, it looks like another micro transaction mobile game
Person 2: Nah, it looks like another micro transaction mobile game
Werewolf Online by You're in trouble now boi June 7, 2019
werewolf's squint
werewolf's squint by dommyracer April 14, 2004