Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.
Dick welding:
Guy 1: you know Julie?
Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?
Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!
Girl 1: You know lucas?
Girl 2: Yeah!
Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!
Guy 1: you know Julie?
Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?
Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!
Girl 1: You know lucas?
Girl 2: Yeah!
Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!
by Lucas W. June 13, 2017
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She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.
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The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.
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by Tom Polett January 16, 2010
Get the welder's and brickstone mug.1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
by Homeless Kevin June 25, 2006
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When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
by V-diddy August 11, 2016
Get the Swedish Welder mug.Dillon once witnessed Bre and Katie muff welding each other at Adam's party. Upon seeing this, he then ran and told Alexa and she threw up and died.
by Edward and Lee May 22, 2006
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