What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.

After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"

by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010

Watch-save

A person, that by shear luck, avoids harm or bodily injury because they were wearing a watch is said to have made a 'watch-save'.

For example; Kristian threw a penny at Chris in frustration because he'd lost the twelfth Mario Kart race in a row. However, because Chris is so lucky, the penny deflected off of his watch. Therefore it can be said that Chris made a 'watch-save'.

by Dockers May 28, 2014

boyfriend weather

Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.

Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.

Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*

by GirlUndefined August 31, 2012

Watchmojo

A YouTube channel dedicated to Top 10 lists that posts like 100 videos a day about the most random and dumbest shit you can think of.

Top 10 Best Product Placement moments in B-Movies

Top 10 Saddest Episodes from Happy TV shows
Top 10 Times a character said "N-Nani?" in anime
Top 10 Moments a character ate a carrot in Anime.

Top 10 hats worn by dogs in a sitcom.

Today on Watchmojo, we'll be looking at 10 more times a person shat their pants in a soap opera.

by Cheeto Dust October 17, 2018

Weather Whiners

People who will whine about the weather.

Why bring up the obvious just because your miserable or nothing else to say.
YESSSSSSSSSS

Weather Whiners are Unvigorous and negative when they whine about the weather. too hot too cold its raining its snowing its sunny don't matter what they aint happy YESSSSSSSSSS.

by VIGOROUS JONESY October 27, 2009

i watch it for the plot

excuse for niggas who watch certain shows/porn and dont wanna admit they watch it to see titties jiggling in they face.

TYRONE: Nigga, are you watching kill la kill?
EKWUEME: NO! I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT!
TYRONE: Yeah right nigga.

by dickfootch April 19, 2017

Watch your mouth

this verbal warning and boundary is provided when someone takes personal offense to what someone else is saying. It is meant to urge the person to reconsider what they are saying.

The term can be followed up with an “or else” but it is usually the final warning before a consequence is given (a slap, getting blocked, etc.)

Ann: People from Chicago are lazy, stupid, and unconcerned.

Vance: Uh, I’m from Chicago.

Ann: So?

Vance: So Watch your mouth

by gayandaloof July 20, 2020