Wearing white boxers

means that you are aloud to do what you want and no one will know/care. derives from being able cum in white boxers without anyone finding stains.

tom:is it ok if i swear in u'r house
mat: yeh dude u'r wearing white boxers
tom: thank fuck for that

by Bradam September 3, 2006

Wearing It

Getting absolutely owned, equivalent to getting a load busted onto your face.

The phrase and definition were derived from the idea of "wearing" a load of semen to the face. The phrase also carries over into everyday use referring to hang overs or other displays of general weakness.

I busted on Charlie's mom, she was wearing it.
Charlie's mom is always wearing it (her pearl necklace(s).
I heard once Charlie made his mom wear it.
Getting puked on.
The female "soreness waddle"
Taking a load to the face.
Passing out on the toilet.
Not being able to do the last pull up.

by Dr. Gaitor Bait, Esq.,M.D.,J.D.,M.B.A.,C.P.R/A.E.D.,C.P.A. April 25, 2008

wearing all black

People who listen to heavy metal and refuse to buy new clothes. Hates hipsters and mainstream music. Usually plays electric guitar and thinks beards are cool.

"You see that kid who's wearing all black over there? He probably hates you"

by Doesn't wear all black September 14, 2013

Wearing the Pants

Wearing the pants refers to the more dominant person in a relationship and one who showers their boyfriend with more love than the he could ever even begin to imagine bestowing upon her. Normally the person who makes the first move at the furniture shop, tells the other person that their dad was once their little brother's soccer coach, etc, wears the pants. Wearing the pants has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual size of the pants being worn.

Since I always make important decisions in my relationship, put my foot down, and make our plans, I, obviously, am wearing the pants.

by AubreyP. April 8, 2009

Wearing It

showing off one's status in the organization by dressing the part. "Wearing it" usually involves an Italian suit, a pinky ring, a hankie in the breast pocket, gold cufflinks, and other ornamentation. Silvio has his own inimitable way of wearing it.

Wearing it, il douche!!!...

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

Wearing the black tuxedo

A euphemism for the dominant woman in a lesbian relationship.

The big gal is definately wearing the black tuxedo.

by Buxtahooty March 17, 2010

Wearing the headset

To be 2nd or even 3rd string quarterback in American Football. Unlike most positions, which switch out with their backups regularly, quarterbacks generally play the entire game so the backup wears a headset to the booth upstairs and holds a clipboard until the starter is ready for them.

Did Geno get the start?

Nah, he's wearing the headset

by 1jack1 January 16, 2018