mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

Alaskan Waterboard

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.

Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.

by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022

Waterboardism

Dick Chaney calling Trump a coward and the most dangerous man in history. He used lies and violence to steal the election stay in power.

"Dick Chaney is endorcing his daughter in an election ad" "Dick Chaney, the guy who lied us into a war and started a torture program, who would fall for that?""He uses 'waterboardism', a form of projecting his own malice"

by Michel737 August 6, 2022

Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton

"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding

by Eramerac August 25, 2022

turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.

I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.

by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023

Waterboarding

When you sit on top of your girl while she gives you a Blowjob and then Cum in her face.

Waterboarding my girl is like interrogating her At Guantanamo Bay.

by OCDefinitions! December 22, 2019

Waterboarding

The action of resting ones pussy on another person's mouth and riding it like a surf board (hence board). Doing this will cause turbulence and liquid (hence water) all depending on you and how you rock it. You're welcome!

"As soon as you get off work, I want you to get on waterboarding me"

"Dude this chick just waterboarded the f*** outta me and I swallowed her whole"

"I'm gonna waterboard you so hard when we get home"

by The Cucumber Lesbian October 3, 2022