Wastebooking

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.

Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”

by NKClubTrill007 February 4, 2010

Waste of good skin

When a person is an asshole or a bitch, vile, heartless, and just down right mean. But their skin is good, just not them as a decent human being.

That woman is such a bitch towards me, she's a waste of good skin.

by Noresun2noAmy2 November 28, 2021

penny-waste

Someone who isn't worth a penny. Good for nothing kind of brother.

Stop wasting your time watching TV, you penny-waste.

by pi4a December 3, 2009

Kate Warts

someone who has been smashed by everyone and everything, resulting in ample infections and diseases of the genital zone

look at that dirty hoe across the road. you can smell her kate warts from here

by rockon69 October 28, 2010

Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.

"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."

by xkwid August 22, 2011

A 10 warthog

Brrrrr

A 10 warthog go brrrrr

by Notsocashmoney October 28, 2021

Waste of Time

What you are doing right now by looking up random shit on www.Urbandictionary.com.

Whenever I have an hour to blow, I just go to Urbandictionary, it's such a waste of time...

by TACTICALSQUAD October 9, 2008